So you get to customize your own Cell. Start off with a name. Body color and the head color come next. Afro or Spartan helmet on top? Or just a slim pair of shades? Now you pick the level. Do you want to duke it out on the moon, or hit and run on the pyramids? Don´t forget level difficulty. You´ll probably have to start out on Granny - only fools enjoy getting whipped on Extreme.

Make sure you decide whether you want to play Capture-the-Flag or a just a round of the good ol´Brawl. There´s also Survivor mode. And five others, but who´s counting? You won´t worry about weapons; there will be plenty to choose from. Oh yeah. Don´t forget to pick the color you bleed; because when the flamethrower gets you, that´ll be the only thing that shows.