"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. ´Hear that?´ you say. ´That´s dynamite, baby.´"

The Handy Away Messanger for AIM is a small application which automatically sets your away message to a random Jack Handy quote. For those of you who do not know, Jack Handy is an SNL character who has written many books of hilarious quotes and sayings, some that make you think, and some that are just silly.

The Handy Away Messanger automatically checks an online database for a list of quotes, so quotes can be added daily, without requiring and updates. Get your copy now and have the funniest away messages around!

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